Hit and run

The other day whilst taking a ten minute break at work, a homeless looking man began walking towards me with a very bewildered look. He slowed in front of me and asked me for a light. After I told him I did not have one, he said…"I ain't gonna lie..when I seen you I thought you was a boy cuz of yo hair but then I seen yo eyes and I was like DAAMMNN!" The bewilderment then transferred to myy face.