Thursday, August 25, 2011
READ STICKER ON FOREHEAD
Hello! And welcome to my life. For those who do not know me already, extremely doubtful if you are reading this in the first place, my name is Hannah Grace. I am a recent college graduate of Cleveland State University with a double major in Sociology and Criminology. I am currently working as a barista at Starbucks downtown and loving every minute of it. I love the city, and feel very confined anywhere that is too..."suburby", if you will. Having spent the majority of my days for the past 4 years in downtown Cleveland, I have come to learn a lot about myself and..well...life in general. One of the most important lessons I have learned, as well as my primary driving force behind this blog, is that I...am...a creeper magnet. What is a creeper you ask? Such a person is anyone who irritates, scares, or disturbs the life or desire to live out of unsuspecting people. Another important characteristic to remember about a creeper, is that they are known most for hitting on the innocent as they attempt to go about their daily activities. Keeping all of this in mind, please remember...these are the type of people I attract, unwillingly of course, and find myself having to fight off incessantly. Why such people come to ME out of anyone else is a complete mystery. Some days I feel as though I must have a sticker on my forehead that says "Please come talk to me. I am very vulnerable". So my dear followers, that is precisely what this blog will be devoted to. This will be my way to share my "creeper stories" with you all as they happen from day to day. They will be unbelievable, they will be strange, they will be funny...but please keep in mind...they are all true. And that, is what will ALWAYS make you think of me...turning my face to the skies and saying, "Rapture me now".
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OMG!! LOVE your blog Hannah! Guess what?? I am a creeper magnet as well. I could share with you all of my creeper stories from dating websites. They are THE biggest hangouts for creepers. And, out of all of the people on the internet, they always find me! Go figure! Looking forward to reading your creeper stories, always love a good story <3
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